Vulva & Penis vs Gina and Wee Wee

Having a few laughs at a BBQ last night I was blown away when the conversation turned to what our genitals were called as a little ‘un. I have heard of fanny, nor nor, panny, gina and toosh for the vulva and wee wee, pee pee, weiner, sausage and snake for the penis before but this takes the cake.

This friend said her vulva was called “RUDE” and her brother was made to call his penis “JIMMY”. Can’t you hear it now? “Get your hands off your ‘RUDE’ and go wash them in the bathroom. “Leave your ‘JIMMY’ alone or it will fall off”.

Or how about some sex education. If you put your “JIMMY” in a girl’s “RUDE” then you might make a baby.  Good Grief!

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